[identity profile] eevilyounggirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
hahahhahahaha

That's badass!

[identity profile] fortunine.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
"The sandwich included cheese, but there was no baloney among the ingredients."

What chagrins me is that that is cleverer than the last 30 years of the Star Tribune. And it's from Iowa.

[identity profile] mr-bad-example.livejournal.com 2006-06-14 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Despite being owned by Gannett, the Register is still a really good paper. It's not quite what it was back in its multiple-Pulitzer-Prize-winning days, but as far as I'm concerned, it still beats the Strib hands down.
ext_90145: Radio Free Colorado (Peachy Keen!)

[identity profile] anterastilis.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwa ha ha!!!!!!

[identity profile] catherineldf.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always maintained that Des Moines was the classiest city in the state. :-)

[identity profile] mr-bad-example.livejournal.com 2006-06-14 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
It is. And that's the crux of the problem.
ext_7449: (accordion thief)

[identity profile] gismonda.livejournal.com 2006-06-13 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*ROFL*

[identity profile] glampyre.livejournal.com 2006-06-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
oh shoot...they've changed the story!

I found an article in the Register about a friend's little brother who got arrested for hosting a gambling ring in Pleasant Hill!