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[mr_bad_example]

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

Comments

[afelah.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

HA! Now I don't have to watch it ever.

[kleric.livejournal.com]

ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
ROSEMARY’S BABY: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

WINS!
Wrap 'em up fellas!