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[mr_bad_example]

If you tell this site what you have in your kitchen, it will give you a list of dishes you can make.

I tried it, and it came back with a Google Map to the Chinese place down the street.

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[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

a) "...and that's how Froot Loops braised in scotch, tequila, and vermouth was born."

2) I can't use it, because "the stench of bitter failure" and "the flotsam of a wasted life" aren't listed.

[melanied.livejournal.com]

I never would have thought about eating AN APPLE ON ITS OWN. They're BRILLIANT!

[simonelo.livejournal.com]

They recommended I eat a fried egg. That's it. Just a fried egg.

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

I'm more of a hard-boiled guy myself. I eat hard-boiled eggs the way some men chew gum.

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

Wait wait wait. You can just EAT AN APPLE? I always thought they had to be reformatted into pies.