Lucky thing I checked Google Maps

[mr_bad_example]

I had been planning to go to the SCA event near Madison this weekend. However, further research revealed that the SCA event near Madison is, in fact, the SCA event nowhere near Madison. So, I'm making a daring incursion into another kingdom and going to the event in Kansas City instead.

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[gismonda.livejournal.com]

You've invaded that kingdom before, haven't you? Maybe they've built a moat and filled it with crocodiles and cranky dental assistants since then. Be careful!