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[mr_bad_example]

My favorite product names from the fireworks store:

• Winter Wonderland (Nothin' says Fourth of July like "Winter Wonderland")
  
• Woo! The Jubilee
  
• Anger Management
  
• Ass Chopper
  

I didn't buy anything there, of course. I especially didn't buy any Ass Choppers. I definitely did not buy an entire bag of Ass Choppers.

Comments

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

I just snorted Dr. Pepper. I hope you're happy, young man.

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

Upon reflection, I have decided that "Anger Management" is my favorite from that list. I'd have bought one, but that particular item really isn't fun holiday firework. It's more the sort of thing you buy when your neighbors push you to institute the doctrine of Mutually-Assured Destruction.

[mhaille.livejournal.com]

My dad once started a family feud that lasted 10 years with a slingshot and some plain old firecrackers. (Our family was neither side.)

[mr-bad-example.livejournal.com]

That's the best kind of feud to start!

[fortunine.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Why would you? I look forward to not hearing about the Ass Choppers, or even potentially seeing no pictures of Ass Choppers at work.