mr_bad_example | Grab Bag O' Thoughts

Milwaukee, Wisconsin's own The Gothsicles are playing this Saturday night as part of the MarsCon festivities. Do check them out, won't you?
Right around the top of Hour Three of this afternoon's meeting, I began to feel a more-profound-than-usual sense of regret at not having gone to barber college when I had the chance.
It hasn't been the same since they moved to New York, but occasionally, The Onion can still hit one out of the park.
While we're on the subject, this week's AV Club Interview is with Jim Gaffigan. He's one of my favorite standup comics at the moment.
Would it be unseemly for a nearly-34-year-old, nearly-24-stone man to try to learn to skateboard?