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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.