(no subject)

My favorite product names from the fireworks store:

• Winter Wonderland (Nothin' says Fourth of July like "Winter Wonderland")
  
• Woo! The Jubilee
  
• Anger Management
  
• Ass Chopper
  

I didn't buy anything there, of course. I especially didn't buy any Ass Choppers. I definitely did not buy an entire bag of Ass Choppers.