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I'm in the middle of taking another sewing class. As I am a fat, fat man, I thought it might be useful to learn pattern alteration. it's actually turning out to be quite fascinating, and easier than I thought it would be-all I've had to do to alter things to my gargantuan measurements is add a few inches here and there, and use a fashion curve to re-true the lines. If I'd known it was this easy, I would have started doing this crazy shit years ago.

I'm making this. One glorious day, I will be an Edwardian dandy.