Ah, crap.

I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never be able to grow one of those really cool Green Arrow numbers, so I tend to keep my goatee trimmed pretty short. Tonight, and God alone knows why, I forgot to make sure I didn't have the trimmer set to the uber-short setting. On the one hand, it makes me look ten years younger. On the other hand, it makes me look ten years younger. I'd shave it off altogether, but every time I do that, I look like a thumb with a face.