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daisyglaze
1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
"The little maestro jetlagged around the Continent with his out-oftune cellist and his rowdy claque."
2 Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A box of really neat correspondence cards with pictures of orchids on them.
3 What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the second Mooninites episode.
4 WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
2:43 AM CDT
5 Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:39 AM CDT
6 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Some jive anime on Cartoon Network.
7 When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Just before 11 PM; coming home from dinner.
8 before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Metafilter.
9 What are you wearing?
Shorts and dressing-gown.
10 Did you dream last night? What about?
Nope.
11 When did you last laugh?
Earlier this evening, when I was walking back to the car withgismonda and carrying on in such a way as a fool does.
12 what is on the walls of the room you are in?
Metal sign: Dogs Playing Poker. Dogs Playing Poker calendar, still showing the month of May. Diploma, Master of Arts, University of Northern Iowa. Small painting of a man standing amidst blowing leaves, purchased at 1999 Uptown Art Fair. Metal sign: All gamblers and fancy women must sign up with captain before boat leaves for New Orleans.
13 Seen anything weird lately?
Unfortunately not. A sure sign that my life is out of whack is when I stop seeing weird stuff.
14 What do you think of this quiz?
It doesn't piss me off.
15 What is the last film you saw?
Van Helsing.
16 If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Motorsickle!
17 Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once drove a forklift through a brick wall.
18 If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End to poverty. Cliche, but there you have it.
19 Do you like to dance?
Not overmuch.
20 George Bush ?
Makes me nostalgic for Nixon.
21 Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Philomena.
22 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Boswell. You think I'm kidding with these, but I'm not.
23 Would you ever consider living abroad?
It's my fondest wish.
daisyglaze1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.
"The little maestro jetlagged around the Continent with his out-oftune cellist and his rowdy claque."
2 Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A box of really neat correspondence cards with pictures of orchids on them.
3 What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the second Mooninites episode.
4 WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
2:43 AM CDT
5 Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:39 AM CDT
6 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Some jive anime on Cartoon Network.
7 When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Just before 11 PM; coming home from dinner.
8 before you came to this website, what did you look at?
Metafilter.
9 What are you wearing?
Shorts and dressing-gown.
10 Did you dream last night? What about?
Nope.
11 When did you last laugh?
Earlier this evening, when I was walking back to the car with
gismonda and carrying on in such a way as a fool does.12 what is on the walls of the room you are in?
Metal sign: Dogs Playing Poker. Dogs Playing Poker calendar, still showing the month of May. Diploma, Master of Arts, University of Northern Iowa. Small painting of a man standing amidst blowing leaves, purchased at 1999 Uptown Art Fair. Metal sign: All gamblers and fancy women must sign up with captain before boat leaves for New Orleans.
13 Seen anything weird lately?
Unfortunately not. A sure sign that my life is out of whack is when I stop seeing weird stuff.
14 What do you think of this quiz?
It doesn't piss me off.
15 What is the last film you saw?
Van Helsing.
16 If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
Motorsickle!
17 Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I once drove a forklift through a brick wall.
18 If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
End to poverty. Cliche, but there you have it.
19 Do you like to dance?
Not overmuch.
20 George Bush ?
Makes me nostalgic for Nixon.
21 Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Philomena.
22 Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Boswell. You think I'm kidding with these, but I'm not.
23 Would you ever consider living abroad?
It's my fondest wish.
